Scientists Claim First Animal Sex Was Done Sideways

Scientists Claim First Animal Sex Was Done Sideways: Australian scientists say their research has determined that the first creatures to have sexual intercourse was a fish called antiarchs, and they had sex by pairing side-to-side instead of a missionary style. Not too surprising when you consider most everyone likes a little sex on the side.

Working Overtime Linked to Depression: A new study found that people who work a lot of overtime have a more-than-doubled risk of a major depressive episode, compared with those who work the standard eight-hour day. Researches say the workers don’t immediately become depressed, it just happens “over time.”

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Man Drowns After Being Attacked By Swans: An Illinois man has drowned after getting attacked by the swans in the pond that he was employed to take care of. Let’s hope this incident makes parents think twice about telling their ugly-duckling children that they’ll one-day turn into swans.

Future Weapons May Be Mentally Controlled: British researchers say new advances in neuroscience could allow future soldiers to control weapons systems simply by using their minds, thereby allowing paralyzed people to use weapons also. Its touching to know that no one’s gonna be left out on all the killing.

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Sweden Claims Sightings of Russian Submarine: The Swedish military said it had made three credible sightings of foreign undersea activity in its waters during the past few days amid reports of a suspected Russian submarine intrusion in the area. Military analysts say there’s little reason for concern, adding that the Russian sub is most likely just here to pick up a few things at IKEA.

Frozen Poop Pills Fight Life-Threatening Infections: Fecal transplants to restore good gut bacteria can be life-saving for people with stubborn bacterial infections that do not respond to antibiotics, but the procedure is awkward, requiring a donation of fresh feces - usually from a relative - and a colonoscopy to deliver it, so doctors have come up with a way to make them more palatable - a frozen poop pill. Or, as they’re known in medical circles - poopsicles. I guessing there will never be chewable form of this treatment. Of course doctors warn patients that “this is gonna taste like s**t.”