By Ryan Sartor
7-Eleven has taken to Twitter in order to promote
the release of Doritos Loaded, a mysterious new food stuff that will be making its world debut tomorrow, July 2, 2014.
7-Eleven has two stores in South Easton, one on Washington Street and another on Turnpike Street.
Beyond the triangle shape and suggested density of the object (which we're assuming is edible), nothing is known about the content or nutritional value of Doritos Loaded. Photos on
7-Eleven's website suggest that Doritos Loaded are filled with cheese. We'll find out for sure on Wednesday.
The reaction across social media so far has ranged from the bewildered ("
s this a dorito chicken nugget or..") to the vaguely enthusiastic ("
I think they're nuggets!") to the direct ("
@7eleven what... What IS that.
Are you trying to kill me?").
Are you interested in trying Doritos Loaded? Check out this 7-Eleven store locator to see if a
location is near you. Here, also, is a link to where you can find
a local farmers market.