Jul 28, 2014
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Kids Cannot Survive On Waffles Alone

Dexter mom embarks on quest to broaden her kids' horizons.

Kids Cannot Survive On Waffles Alone

I am not going to pretend today’s column will take you by surprise or throw you off your game.  Today, I hope I am preaching to the choir. 

I would hate to think I am alone when I confess that my kids can be picky eaters.  And most days, they don’t eat enough vegetables!

There, I said it. 

It isn’t like I don’t try.  I prepare home-cooked meals five out of seven nights per week.  Night six is usually pizza and on night seven, I hang up my apron, close the kitchen and we go out and pay someone to cook us a meal that the kids don’t eat either. 

When we do go out, I’m sure to the uninitiated strangers around us, we appear to either look cheap or neglectful when we tell the kids that they can order any one of the kids’ meals, but that they will be splitting it between them.  To us, that is normal, and they never complain because, secretly, we know that they aren’t going to eat it anyway. I think that they just like to order off the menu.

One of our favorite lunch spots has been the  Alpha Coney Island here in Dexter.  The girls know all the wait staff by name and they know the girls.  They also know Claire’s refined palette favors a big bowl of shredded cheese for lunch.

I did think for a long time that it was just my cooking, and though I am no Rachel Ray or Pioneer Woman, I make some tasty dishes and make great strides to convert all of my meals to more kid-friendly offerings.  I have had little success turning the kids on to new things, though.  If it isn’t one of the standard four entrees they love, it is a struggle to get them to eat more than a bite.

At what point should I just throw in the oven mitt and stop racking my brain for new, exciting and delicious concoctions aimed at encouraging the kids to broaden their horizons? At what point should I give up stir frying, sautéing, boiling, baking, roasting, flambéing, grilling and disguising the same 20 vegetables in hopes that they will eat more of them?

The answer is never.  I will never give up.  This is a quest to help my daughters break free from the prison of picky eating and fling open the gates of choice when it comes to food.  I’m not trying to turn them on to ox tail, pig’s feet or sushi.  I just want them to know there is more than kielbasa, buttered noodles and waffles out there.

I stopped making multiple entrees at dinner years ago, saying things like “I’m not a short-order cook” and “what am I, a waitress?”  I still do try to, of course, make things I know they like and cater, a bit, to their specific tastes. If I make spaghetti and meatballs, for example, I only butter Paige’s noodles.  If peas and carrots are on the menu, I make sure they both get them cold because that is how they like them.

I guess I am a bit of a cook and a waitress, but, if it’ll get them to eat something different, then I’m willing to do it. 

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