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Of Mice and Men and Whizzinators: Weirdest Crime of 2012 in St. Charles

Patch brings you the most random crimes and the dumbest criminals in St. Charles in the past year.

Of Mice and Men and Whizzinators: Weirdest Crime of 2012 in St. Charles

From using a fake penis to get out of a drug test to stealing medical mice, criminals in St. Charles got caught in weird, funny situations. 

This man tried to pass his drug test with the help of a device, but it didn't fool the parole officer who was watching. 

A Wentzville man made off with more than 800 razor blades from Walmart.  

 A medical transport van with mice was left running in a hotel parking lot and two people saw an opportunity. 

Police: Man Stole Sex Toy After Complaining of Adult Video's Quality 

 A Vinita Park man, unhappy with his video rental, took a $75 sex toy after clerks wouldn't give him a refund. 

Whoops: Man Charged with Stealing Bike Left Wallet Behind

 A man dropped his wallet while stealing a bike, then tried to give police another name. 

Three times, a landlord picked a fight with a tenant, got them evicted by police and kept the deposit money. 

This man broke into an office, stole a beverage, then fell asleep. 

    Police Reports: Driver Arrested for DWI After Parking Car on Train Tracks 

    Man crashed car near train tracks

    Police Reports: An 86-year-old Woman Robbed; Deer Head Left on Driveway 

    A severed deer head was left on a man's driveway in St. Charles. 

    A St. Charles man called in a prescription for Tylenol with codeine. 

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