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Stuff People in the Hamptons Say

What do you hear Hamptons residents and visitors say all the time?

Stuff People in the Hamptons Say

You may be familiar with the new Internet meme " S--- Girls Say," which has inspired countless parodies, such as " S--- New Yorkers Say" and " S--- Hipsters Say."

The Hamptons Patches — East Hampton, Southampton and Westhampton-Hampton Bays — thought it would be fun to get suggestions for one of our own:  "Stuff People in the Hamptons Say."

We want to hear your suggestions for our list of what stereotypical Hamptons locals, seasonal residents and visitors always say.

Here are some initial ideas to get the ball rolling. Add yours to the comments section below.

• Why can't these locals grocery shop on weekdays?
• I hate Montauk Highway.
• I won't cross the stretch (Napeague Stretch).
• It's me or the deer.
• I want a Trader Joe's out here.
• I don't go west of the canal unless ...
• I'm going UpIsland.
• This place is expensive.
• They're closed in the off-season.
• Oh, there's Christie Brinkley.
• Take Scuttle Hole; it's faster.
• Sag Harbor is, like, the UnHampton.
• Montauk is, like, the UnHampton.

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