Ann Coulter Is Really Thin

Liberals think they have a real talking point when they attack conservative heartthrob Ann Coulter for being wafer thin. They think that calling her “anorexic” will somehow destroy her unsinkable reasoning.

I had the honor Thursday evening of sitting next to Coulter during the taping for an upcoming radio show for the Redlands Tea Party Patriots. I asked two questions about how the tea party movement could improve in its crusade against the liberals destroying our country. The show airs Saturdays at 2 p.m. on Newstalk 590 KTIE.

During the interview, I couldn’t help but notice that Coulter is, well, thin. I always thought her shape just made fat liberal women jealous and hysterical. But after sitting next to her, I will concede the argument that Coulter is thin. My 7-year-old son has a thicker torso.

Our interview preceded hundreds of thin and fat people who filed through the Rancho Cucamonga Barnes & Nobles for a Coulter book signing. Everyone was polite and respectful. The cops on duty appeared bored. I’m guessing nobody from the so-called Occupy Wall Street movement filed through because no arrests were made and staff didn’t break out the air freshener.

Coulter was plugging her latest book, “Demonic,” her best one yet. The book absolutely nails liberals for their mob-like mentality and behavior by tracing their modern mobs to the French Revolution mobs. The book is so dead-on that it knocks liberals dead. I bought two as Christmas presents.

Yes. Coulter is really thin. But she’s still more of an intellectual heavyweight than any other liberal author out there.