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Trump Hires 22-Year-Old Disney Star to Work in White H

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Trump Hires 22-Year-Old Disney Star to Work in White House Press Office: CNN is reporting that 22-year-old Caroline Sunshine, best known for her work on the Disney Channel show “Shake It Up,” has just been hired to work in the White House press office.

You’re kidding - he’s hired someone named Caroline Sunshine? Come on - is that supposed to be her real name or her stripper name? Now wait a second, we’ve just gone from Stormy to Sunshine? Don’t try and tell me climate change is a hoax!

On the other hand, I suppose hiring a Disney star makes sense when you consider the Trump Administration is basically a Mickey Mouse operation anyway. Trump’s basically turned the White House into an amusement park. And if one didn’t know better, one might conclude that Ms Sunshine got the job simply because she looks exactly like a younger version of favorite daughter Ivanka…oh wait!

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