Bank Robbery Couple Busted After Facebook Posts

Bank Robbery Couple Busted After Facebook Posts: A Ohio man and his girlfriend have been arrested for bank robbery after they posted photos of themselves and the loot they stole to Facebook. How strange they got busted. Who could have known that police use the internet too? The lesson here folks is if you absolutely must brag online about crimes you’ve committed, for heaven’s sakes, do it on sites such as LinkedIn or MySpace where its pretty much guaranteed no one will ever see it.

Experts Can’t Tell If Bones Belong To Mona Lisa Model: Researchers testing bone fragments thought to be from the body of a woman who some contend was the model for the Mona Lisa said that their findings were inconclusive because without a skull, it is impossible to determine. No big deal, I’m pretty sure its a bit late for her to collect any modeling fees anyway.

Target to Open Natural Foods Restaurant in Chicago Store: Target has announced plans to open a natural foods restaurant inside its new Chicago store which will serve only preservative-free food, antibiotic-free meats, items made with cage-free eggs and even vegan salads. Not to be outdone, Walmart announced they’ll be offering their customers liposuction at selected stores.

Late-Night Texting Linked to Kids Having Suicidal Thoughts: A new study finds that kids who use their cellphone for texting after bedtime were more likely to have suicidal thoughts. That’s because they know their parents are gonna kill them if they catch them texting when they’re supposed to be in bed sleeping.

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NASA Confirms Evidence for Water on Mars: NASA announced they’ve found strong evidence of liquid water on mars, increasing the possibility that astronauts journeying there could someday rely on the planet’s own water for their drinking needs. Why not just open-up a Trader Joe’s there? They carry food, water, inexpensive wines and a fantastic selection of cheeses. What else do you need?

Marijuana Bundle Drops Onto Family’s Carport: A Nogales, NM woman called police after waking up to discover that a 26-pound bundle of marijuana had fallen out of the sky and landed on her doghouse. Those darn Amazon drones! On the other hand, I suppose this beats having a meteorite fall on your place. They should have been suspicious when they heard someone shout “bongs away!”

Japanese Consumers Warned Not to Have Sex With Robots: Japanese mobile phone company SoftBank, which sells a popular humanoid robot named Pepper, issued a statement reminding customers that their user agreement prohibits any sexual act or other indecent behavior with their robots. Well, what do they expect? No one ever reads those user agreements. Wonder if “just cuddling” is OK? Good grief, I think Josh Duggar speaks for a lot of people when he says “if sex with a robot is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” Or, put another way, “101011100101111 means - I love you.”

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Ben Carson Says No Muslim But Kayne OK for President: Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson argued during an ABC interview that its simply too dangerous to “take that chance” on electing a Muslim president, but added that his friend and musician Kanye West deserved the opportunity. I’m beginning to think that Dr Carson should have stuck with surgery, where all his constituents are totally unconscious, of course now that I think about it…

International Cat Show in Romania: Its being reported that more than 300 cats are entered in the international feline beauty competition taking place in the Romanian capital this weekend. Organizers are hopeful that this one will turn out a little better than the one held last year in North Korea.

Study Finds Most People Believe in Extraterrestrials: A recent poll found that the majority of people in the United States, United Kingdom and Germany believe there is intelligent life in other parts of the universe. Yea, and it looks like they’ve dumped off all their idiots and morons here on Earth, so they could live out their lives in some peace.