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Kardashian Fan's Identities Exposed in Website Hack
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Kardashian Fan’s Identities Exposed in Website Hack: The Kardashian-Jenner sisters have recently launched new web sites and apps, but the sites got hacked, leaving the names and e-mails of nearly 900,000 users exposed due to a security flaw. Gee, I’m not sure which would be worse, having my personal information exposed to hackers, or being exposed as a Kardashian website member.
Oscar Mayer Launches Dating App for Bacon Lovers: Fortune magazine reports that Oscar Mayer has just launched a dating app for bacon lovers called “Sizzl.” So far, the only person to sign up has been Kevin Bacon.
California’s Sierra Nevada Snowpack at 500-Year Low: A U.S. study found that the snowpack in California’s Sierra Nevada mountains has shrunk to the lowest level in 500 years this year. The sad thing is, this is happening about 168 years too late to help the Donner Party.
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Study Finds Women Like Their Phones More Than Sex: Confirming suspicions that we are slowly becoming more obsessed with our phones than each other, a new study found that 57 percent of U.S. women would rather give up having sex for a week than their mobile phones. And why not? There’s always phone sex.
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More New Planets Found in Habitable Zones: NASA scientists say that after years of searching, they are now increasingly locating more planets that appear to be in habitable zones. And while I admire their dedication, I’d simply be happy if I could just locate a parking spot in Santa Monica once in a while.
New Study Finds Fewer Teens Having Sex: A federally funded study found that fewer teens and young adults are having sex. Good grief, if teens and young adults can’t get laid, where’s that leave the rest of us?
Oregon Farmer Eaten By His Hogs: Oregon authorities are investigating exactly what happened a farmer who had set out to feed his animals, never returned and was found eaten by his hogs. Police say from the looks of it all, the hogs made pigs of themselves.
Florida Woman Reports Her Driveway Stolen: The Ocala Star-Banner reports that a north Florida woman came home to find her entire driveway missing. Officials say the investigation was hindered by the fact that when police arrived at the crime scene, they couldn’t find any parking.
Japan’s Most Active Volcano Mount Aso Erupts: Japanese officials are evacuating people from danger zones as the country’s most active volcano and a popular tourist hiking destination Mt Aso began erupting without warning. Officials say anyone who doesn’t comply with the evacuation order has to be a complete Aso.
Alabama Politician Claims God Told Him to Ban Baggy Pants: A conservative Alabama city council member is claiming he prayed and God told him to propose a law which would ban baggy pants in the community. Wow, a complete ban? You’d think God would at least be OK with baggy pants on casual Fridays.
Compound in Red Wine May Treat Alzheimer’s: Early research suggests that a compound in red wine called Resveratrol, that’s also been theorized to have anti-aging effects, appears to be safe for people with Alzheimer’s disease, and may point to a new way to treat the disease. Fantastic! I knew all those bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 I downed back in college would eventually pay off. And the good news is, this powerful medicine is available at very little cost on almost any street corner in most cities across our great nation.
Tom Brady Declares for Donald Trump: New England Patriots and deflategate quarterback Tom Brady is now publicly endorsing Donald Trump for president. Which isn’t really all that surprising when you consider Trump is basically the only candidate who’s a big enough windbag to re-inflate all those balls.
