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Must Be A Slow News Day On Bullsh*t Mountain

Well, lookie here! Reliably nonsensical fake "news' sites the Drudge Report and Breitart.com shared a meme today, showing our socialist/fascist/something-ist PresIdent Barack Robotic Obama bowing to a Japanese robot! ARRRGGGGGHHH!!! A Japanese robot!!! It would have attacked us if it had been invented in 1941, you just KNOW it!!!
Anyway, back here in 'Murica, we're just dern lucky we got ourselves a true blue, 'Murican cowboy, holdin' off the gubmint and tellin' us how to handle "the Negro". Thanks, Cliven!

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