Politics & Government
Cruz and Carson Hold Secret Meeting In a Closet
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Cruz and Carson Hold Secret Meeting In a Closet: The Daily Beast is reporting that Ben Carson and Ted Cruz held what is being described as an awkward, 25-minute secret meeting in a closet between their two hotel rooms, just before Carson was to speak at a Conservative Review conference.
So far, no details of what took place in that closet have been disclosed. I guess you could say that what happened in that closet, stayed in that closet. Say what you will, but if you ask me, a closet was still a way better choice of a place to meet than a bathroom stall. That said, about the only thing that could have made this story more interesting would have been if they were accompanied in there by Donald Trump’s two Corinthians. Yet questions remain, like what will the Pope have to say about this or were any grain elevators involved?
Now typically, I’m the kind of guy who’s all for people coming out of the closet, but in this case, I really kind of wish they’d both stayed in there. And because both are extremely religious, anti-gay men, its a pretty safe bet that they took turns going down on their knees to “pray.” So the big question remains, will this mean that the Secret Service will now be forced to reassign them new nicknames?
