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Gun Advocate Accidentally Shot By Her 4-Year-Old Son

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Gun Advocate Accidentally Shot By Her 4-Year-Old Son: Florida gun rights advocate Jamie Gilt, whose web pages frequently mock liberals, advocate gun ownership and paint gun laws as stupid, is recovering after her 4-year-old son she had been teaching to shoot, shot her in the back from the back seat of her pickup truck.

Allowing a 4-year-old to handle a loaded gun? Now while I generally support the right to bear arms, I now find myself doing some rethinking about the right to bear children. Can’t help but wonder if she is actually a pro-gun or pro-dumb activist? As they say, the main problem with idiots is they’re generally unaware that they're idiots.

Police say the toddler will most likely not be charged after it was disclosed that the child shot his mom after she had insisted he eat all the lima beans on his plate, which of course would be covered under Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” laws.

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Besides, perhaps the child was only trying to protect himself from a crazy lady who’d give a loaded gun to a 4-year-old. And even an NRA spokesperson had to admit that it was the woman’s own fault she got shot, pointing out that had mom also been armed, she could have easily defended herself against the child.

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