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John McCain Political Consultant Busted for Meth Lab

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John McCain Political Consultant Busted for Meth Lab: The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department in Arizona has uncovered an active meth lab, along with quantities of LSD, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, $7,000 in loose currency as well as a stash of counterfeit money at the home of John McCain political fundraiser and event consultant Emily Pitha.

Good grief, what was their campaign slogan - “Let’s Meth America Great Again?” Say what you want, but thank goodness we have these Republican meth dealers and sexual predators like Dennis Hastert around to remind us how impoverished Mexican immigrants coming here looking for work are ruining the country.

All I can say is, it's a damn shame a woman like her has to work more than one job, just to make ends meet. And like all good Republican women, she spent a lot of time cooking up stuff in the kitchen. So what? Sure, we all realize that making and selling meth is wrong, but let’s be honest here and admit that without drugs like methamphetamines, there could be no Ann Coulter.

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All this leads me to wonder if perhaps John McCain may have been attending one of Ms Pitha's "fundraisers" when he got the brilliant idea to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate. One thing’s for sure, we no longer have to guess where John McCain gets all that energy for his age. Hell, with all those drugs around, he may as well change his name from McCain to McCocaine.

And considering all that counterfeit money police found in Ms Pitha's home, it might not be a bad idea for McCain to take a closer look at some of those “cash contributions” she raised for him. What’s interesting to me is how John McCain has seemingly evolved from a Sarah Palin up to a meth dealer. And while I’m no big John McCain fan, I do have to give him credit, at least his judgment does seem to have improved a bit.

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