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Trump Links Cruz's Father to Kennedy Assassination
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Trump Links Cruz’s Father to Kennedy Assassination: In a recent appearance on “Fox & Friends,” Republican frontrunner Donald Trump linked former GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz’s father Rafael Cruz to Lee Harvey Oswald and the Kennedy assassination.
The Kennedy assassination? Sounds like Trump may have been smoking a bit too much of that “grassy knoll.” Personally, I don’t believe the assassination allegations, simply because I find it impossible to believe even hardened assassins would have anything to do with Cruz or his father.
But if he’s really serious about this, it would mean Trump is not only a candidate for political office - but also a terrific candidate for psychiatric evaluation. All I know is, when someone like Ted Cruz starts sounding like the sane one, the Republicans have some serious problems. Political analysts say if Trump wins in November, it’ll be the first time a president selects his White House Press Secretary from the National Enquirer.
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Of course, there’s always the possibility that Trump is simply confusing Lee Harvey Oswald with Patton Oswalt. But this story did come from the internet, so it must be true. Makes you wonder if Trump has insider information like this, I’ll bet he also knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. If I were him, I’d put some of those top-notch investigators he used to get at the truth behind Obama’s birth certificate on the case. Who knows what they might find? Maybe Hillary was involved with helping NASA fake the moon landing.