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Hi there, Johannesburg! We've got your morning read ready! Read on to stay connected. ☕️️

Today's riddle: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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  • Thursday: Hot with some sun, with a high of 100 and low of 76 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
  • Friday: Hot; breezy in the afternoon, temps: high: 98, low: 75.
  • Saturday: Breezy in the afternoon, with a high of 97 and low of 71 degrees.

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells. (Thank you Jean D. for sending it in!)
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