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(HUMOR) Breaking News! Invading Extraterrestrials Convert Christians
An excerpt from the humorous new book, "Enlightenment for Nitwits: The Complete Guide to 2012 & Beyond!"
THE VATICAN--Missionaries from the planet Xor, using advanced powers of mind control, converted the world’s 2.1 billion Christians today to the worship of their messiah, Wim the Jujube. A spokesperson for the Xorans, Zeezah Zeezahdian, said, "It was fairly easy, since the religions are similar. For instance, Jujubeism’s scripture tells the story of the Final Brunch, at the end of which Wim says to his followers, 'Suck on this starch- and gum-based hard candy in remembrance of me.'"
However, the Jujubes were unable to convert Christians to their missionary position, the Most Holy Configuration, since Xorans have eleven appendages and eighteen orifices.
