At the mall yesterday, and played my little game. Get a coffee, sit outside nordstrom for awhile, and try to guess the sex of people who walk by. It used to be the shoes were a tipoff, but not now. Anybody can wear Birkenstocks or other ugly sandals. And a lot of people carry bags now, so that's not so much of a help.
I saw a few man buns, and I could tell right away those were men. A man's bun is kinda perched up there, twirling around on top, with a pretty hairy back neck and ears, too. I don't like man buns, does anybody? Just the guy who, I guess, is proud that he can grow enough hair to fit into a rubber band. But, really, dude, it's not right. And we're all aware that you can grow hair, but we still don't care. Cut off your man bun, and throw away your man purse, too. You're lucky to be a man who can walk around the world, unconstrained by a purse or anything else. Live free, man bun man! Cut that hair! Please. Or at least, after you get it out of your system.
Thanks.
