Simple truths

I was waiting for a stoplight to let me cross Santa Cruz Avenue today.  This young fellow was talking on his cell phone. I couldn’t help but overhear this comment he made:

“If you like your downtown all natural, then come to Los Gatos.

If you prefer your downtown on steroids, go to Santana Row.”

I stopped the young fellow and got his name, Cyrus Shariat and he’s 35 years old.

Smart kid, eh?