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Archaeologists in Philly Find Thousands of Artifacts in Old Outhouses
A satirical look at current events!
Archaeologists in Philly Find Thousands of Artifacts in Old Outhouses: Archaeologists say they’ve found 82,000 artifacts, some dating back to the Revolutionary War, buried inside vaults once used as outhouses in historic Philadelphia.
Wow, you mean to tell me they found all that stuff in old outhouses? All I can say is, they must have have had some pretty powerful stool-softeners to be able to pass some of those items. Historians who’ve viewed the artifacts admit that while some of the things unearthed have historical value, much of it is just crap.
Personally, I could never be an archaeologist. I just couldn't dig it. Local Philly residents who visited the site say that while some of the items look kind of interesting, Ikea still has much nicer things.
