Politics & Government
Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb As a Brick in New Book
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Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb As a Brick in New Book: Exerts from the new book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” by Michael Wolff, claims former White House strategist Steve Bannon believes the President’s daughter Ivanka is “dumb as a brick,” and describes the meeting between Trump campaign officials and the Russians which took place in Trump Tower as “treasonous
But how could Ivanka be dumb - she has a master’s degree from Trump University? Besides, I’ve never seen a brick purchase high-end breast implants before. What Bannon should have said is - "Ivanka's dumber than a gold brick.” That would make more sense. That said, even bricks can be successful, assuming they had access to massive quantities of wealth which Ivanka does.
And while I’m certainly no big fan of the Trump family, it kind of looks as if poor Ivanka’s caught between a brick and a hard (botoxed) face. Meanwhile, President Trump was quick to defend his daughter - pointing out that Ivanka’s way hotter than Bannon anyway. Now, I guess the only thing left for the White House to do, is have Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway explain what all this means to baffled Trump supporters.
