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Bread Truck and Deli Meat Truck Collide in New Jersey
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Bread Truck and Deli Meat Truck Collide in New Jersey: A truck hauling hundreds of packets of deli meat has collided with a tractor-trailer carrying bread on a New Jersey highway in the early morning hours.
When I first saw this story, I thought “what a bunch of baloney,” but then I saw video of helicopters dousing the area with ketchup and mustard and realized it must be true. Who said there’s no free lunch? Police were working hard to see if anyone was sandwiched between the two trucks, but then they broke for lunch.
Paramedics say the injured will most likely be airlifted to the Mayo clinic. Traffic was snarled so badly, it may be difficult for commuters to ever ketchup. Seemed like everything was in a pickle. I wouldn’t relish driving in traffic like that.
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When asked to honestly access the situation, authorities said “lettuce just say this is a very serious accident.” Not a pretty picture, no matter how you slice it. This where the rubber meats the road.
Anyway, I’d better stop here before I completely butcher this joke, otherwise, this could very well end up being the wurst joke I’ve ever written.
