Coffee with Viagra-Like Ingredient Recalled: A company based in Texas has voluntarily recalled a coffee product because it contains a substance similar to sildenafil, a drug used in the erectile dysfunction Viagra.
The FDA claims this product is being distributed by a gang of hardened criminals. Forget that, my concern is wouldn’t this coffee keep you up all night? That said, the company does suggest that if you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours - call your barista.
Anyway, why is it I have a strong feeling this “voluntary recall” is gonna basically yield zero packages returned. Talk about a stiff cup of Joe. Come on everyone, time to rise and shine! One thing’s for sure, that ain’t Folgers in your cup.
