Company Sells World's Most Expensive Tires for $600,000

Company Sells World’s Most Expensive Tires for $600,000: A Dubai company has just unveiled the world’s most expensive car tires which will be sold at a staggering $600,000 a set. These tires are based on the Z Tire performance rubber from Zenesis and are encrusted with sparkling diamonds and 24-carat gold leaf.

Wow, even with diamonds and gold, the price of these tires seems overinflated. I’ll bet they’re jacking up the price. Many customers have tried to get them to slash tire prices, but the they just seem to go round and round and don’t get much traction. Tire salesmen can exert a lot of pressure you know. That’s the way they roll.

One thing’s for sure, if you want affordable tires, better steer clear of these guys. Dealing with these lugs can make you go nuts. For one thing, you never get the same salesperson twice, because they rotate the salesforce. And they never have blow-out sales. They put the brakes on that years ago. Hell, with tires like these, just scraping the curb could set you back $100,000.

So you see, I never run out of tire jokes. Just when you think you’ve heard the last one, I come up with a spare. I never come up flat. This has been a very Goodyear for tire puns. Its not like I’m reinventing the wheel. And sure, some of these jokes deserve a rim shot. Its a very slippery road to follow. Now I’m sure all these tire jokes are wearing thin on some of you. All I can say to that is, don’t tread on me.

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