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Conservative Talkshow Host Shoots-Up Front Page of NY Times
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Conservative Talkshow Host Shoots-Up Front Page of NY Times: Conservative talk radio host and RedState.com editor Erick Erickson apparently disagreed with a New York Times front-page gun safety editorial so much that he opened fire on a copy of the newspaper and then posted the pics of it on Twitter. While some mocked him out, those who actually saw the pics admitted that the editorial did appear to have lots of holes in it. In response, religious leaders are saying “our hearts and prayers go out to all the other sections of the newspaper.” Meanwhile, Tea Party members are quick to point out that automatic weapons are our last defense against total defeat in the “War Against Christmas.”
Man Named Bud Weisser Arrested For Trespassing at Budweiser Brewery: Police report that a 19-year-old man named Bud Weisser has been arrested and charged with trespassing and resisting arrest after he broke into the Budweiser brewery in St Louis. Plant managers say the the guy was walking g around like he owned the place. When police finally arrived on the scene, security guards told them “this Bud’s for you.” Even though Mr Weisser is in custody, authorities caution that Sam Adams, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker are still at large.
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Study Finds Belly Fat Worse Than Obesity for Survival: A new study suggests that even people with a “normal” body weight, but who carry a extra pounds around their middle, may actually have lower long-term survival odds than individuals who are obese. Critics say studies like these are a waist of time.
Federal Court Affirms Flipping Off Police Officers Constitutional: A federal appeals court has ruled that a police officer can’t pull you over and arrest you just because you gave him the finger. Let’s see, last time I looked, those cops carry loaded weapons. While flipping them off may be constitutional, it isn’t necessarily sane.
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Fox Pundit Confronts Her White Privilege at Tanning Salon: Fox News contributor Katie Pavlich told host Bill O’Reilly that it is “racist” to claim “white privilege” exists, adding that she confronts her whiteness by “going to the tanning salon.” Yea, and from the looks of it, she’s also been confronting her dark roots with plenty of bleach.
Ohio Sisters Try to Strangle Mom With Computer Cords: Police say two Willowick, Ohio sisters tried to strangle their mother on Thanksgiving with braided computer cords. Officials say luckily, the mother was a Mac user and the computer cords the sisters tried to strangle her with were Windows compatible only.
Kardashians Turn to Social Media to Announce Son’s Birth: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have taken to social media to announce the birth of their new son. No name for the child has been announced, leaving many to wonder if the child will go through life directionless.
