Conspiracy Theorists Say Ancient Statue Proves Time-Travel

Conspiracy Theorists Say Ancient Statue Proves Time-Travel: Time-travel social media outlets are having a field-day over an ancient Greek statue from 100 BC currently on display at the J. Paul Getty Museum in Malibu which appears to depict a young girl holding up what conspiracy theorists are convinced is a laptop - complete with USB ports.

I’m not so sure, its all Greek to me. Hell, for all I know, this could be a sculpture depicting the first pizza home delivery. Meanwhile, technology experts say if this is a laptop, its obviously a PC, because its way too thick too be a Mac. The device appears to be running Windows-100BC and sadly, its taken all this time for Windows to finally boot up.

Paranormal investigators argue its clearly a computer of some kind, the proof being that the adult is obviously asking the child to explain how to her to use it. The woman seems to be telling the child “now come help mommy, my screen’s frozen.”

You wanna talk “hard drives” - why this damn thing is made out of stone! And good luck trying to find an outlet once the batteries wear down. That said, one thing’s for sure, you can bet their WiFi signal is a hell of a lot better than what I’m getting here at Starbucks this evening.

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