Crayola to Retire Color From Iconic 24-Count Crayon Box

Crayola to Retire Color From Iconic 24-Count Crayon Box: Crayon company Crayola says it plans to "retire one of its beloved colors from its iconic portfolio” in a big announcement coming up on National Crayon Day in Times Square, marking the first time in 100 years the company has dropped a color from its 24-count box.

Geez, first Pluto and now this? I’m suddenly feeling kind of blue. Personally, I don’t really care all that much which color they drop because, as far as I’m concerned, they all taste about the same anyway.

Now the big question is - after all these years of devotion to Crayola - will the poor, disenfranchised crayon be eligible for unemployment? And good luck trying to hook up with another crayon company. Hell, the way things are going with the new administration and the rapid rise of the alt-right, those people are only gonna be interested in white-only crayon sets anyway.

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