Cretaceous Era Frilled Shark Found Swimming Off Coast of Portugal

Cretaceous Era Frilled Shark Found Swimming Off Coast of Portugal: A prehistoric, dinosaur-era shark with really bizarre-looking teeth - usually found at ocean depths as deep as 4200 ft - and of which scientists say has remained basically unchanged for the past 80 million years, has been found swimming off the coast of Portugal.

I don’t wanna sound cynical, but it looks more like an eel with tonsillitis to me, but what do I know? But OK - should I ever find myself at 4200 ft below sea level off the coast of Portugal, I’ll be sure to look one up. That said, now that they’ve actually got a photograph of the frilled shark - it’s almost like “the frill is gone.”

Surprisingly, scientists are claiming the animal hasn’t really changed in the last 80 million years - which I think is rather difficult to prove - given that all the photographs we have from 80 million years ago are pretty yellow and grainy by now. Plus, you can’t completely rule out the possibility that it may be lying about its age.

Meanwhile, fundamentalists claim this isn’t real and that the picture was photoshopped - which is just crazy if you ask me - because everyone knows Photoshop didn’t even exist back in the Cretaceous Period. On the other hand, all Trump supporters want to know is will it taste good with tartar sauce all over it? On a positive note, those familiar with the discovery say that - as far as we know, the creature has never been approached by Kevin Spacey.

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