Florida Deputies Say 450-Pound Man Hid Pot Under Fat Rolls

Florida Deputies Say 450-Pound Man Hid Pot Under Fat Rolls: Florida deputies pulled over a 450-pound man for a seat-belt violation only to discover that the man was hiding a good stash marijuana underneath a huge roll of his stomach fat. Guess you could accurately say this guy had one hell of a “pot belly.”

Ohio Farmers to Phase Out Tight Confinement: Farmers in Ohio agreed to phase out tight confinement of livestock, underscoring the clout of the animal welfare movement. One Ohio farmer argues “that ain’t tight confinement! Tight confinement is watching your wife try and squeeze back into her prom dress ten years later.”

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Tiny Tick Bite Forcing People to Become Vegetarians: Scientists say a tiny tick - known as the Lone Star tick - has bitten hundreds across Texas and the US, forcing everyone it bites to turn vegetarian by making them severely allergic to red meat. This has Texas BBQ fans really ticked-off. In related news, PETA has just announced its new “Protect the Lone Star Tick” campaign.

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Man Has Rogue Tooth Growing in His Nostril: A 22-year-old Saudi Arabia man suffering from mysterious nosebleeds went to his doctor, only to discover that he had a rogue tooth growing in his nostril. Now I’ve heard of “tongue-in-cheek,” but this is way over the top. Doctors say the poor guy appears to have bitten off more than he can chew. On a positive note, he’s probably about the only guy around who can pick his teeth and his nose at the same time.

Neanderthals Ate Roasted Pigeons: Adding to the menu of foods known to be eaten by our closest ancient relatives. researchers say they know know neanderthals snacked on pigeons that they had toasted on open fires. Hey, haven’t we all? Who among us hasn’t said “I’ll have the roast pigeon” from time-to-time? And of course, all neanderthal cocktails with dinner were served on the rocks.