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Florida Fake Dentist Pulled Patient’s Teeth Without Anesthesia

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Florida Fake Dentist Pulled Patient’s Teeth Without Anesthesia: Florida police say 53-year-old Robbie Rheinlander has been taken into custody after posing as a dentist and performing dental work from a reclining chair in his living room, including making dentures and pulling patient’s teeth - often as many as 10 at a time and frequently without the use of an anesthetic.

Wow, this has the stamp of someone who got their medical training at Trump University. The big question is, did these people have their teeth pulled before - or after they voted for Trump? To be honest, I didn’t realize there were that many teeth to pull in all of Florida to be pulled. I know I’ve been skeptical, but Trump really is creating new jobs.

And while some may laugh, having your teeth pulled on a reclining chair in someone’s living room does have it’s advantages in a place like Florida, in that you can watch NASCAR, WWE or Monster Trucks at the same time you’re having teeth worked on. It just doesn’t get much better than that! Talk about a perfect fit for Surgeon General in the new Trump Administration.

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