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Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch Engaged

A satirical look at current events!

Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch Engaged: Media mogul Rupert Murdoch is engaged to Jerry Hall, the American actress and former supermodel who had a long-time relationship with Mick Jagger.

All I can say is, isn’t love grand? Of course in this case - many, many, many grand. How much does she love him? Let the CPA’s count the ways! Let’s see, first Mick Jagger and now Rupert Murdoch? I can only conclude she’s an aspiring archeologist and enjoys rummaging through old ruins. Forget plastic surgery, now she will know first hand what it feels like to have old age creeping up on her.

On a positive note, at least Murdoch’s prettier than Sheldon Adelson. People are asking with their age difference, how long can the marriage last? I guess that would depend upon how long Murdoch can last. Hope he has a good stash of Viagra. Can’t have her going around singing “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction!”

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