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Monster Alligator Stuns Golfers in Florida

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Monster Alligator Stuns Golfers in Florida: Golfers at Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Palmetto, Florida got a big surprise as a 16-foot gigantic alligator, that some describe as right out of Jurassic Park, suddenly appeared and casually strolled across the course.

Wow, that’s about the fattest alligator I think I’ve ever seen - but there I go again - fat-shaming alligators. Now that’s a course with a serious water hazard! And God help the guy sporting an alligator-skin golf bag. One thing’s for sure, if any golfers get too close to this guy, I'm sure there'll be a hole in one (of them).

On a side note, local officials say he actually works as a service alligator for some of Florida’s elderly, so its probably not a good idea to pet him. As for me, I think its time to remove "playing golf in Florida" from my bucket list!

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