NFL Warns Marshawn Lynch About Crotch-Grabbing: The NFL has warned the Seattle Seahawks and running back Marshawn Lynch that it will crack down even more than it already has if Lynch should grab his crotch again after a touchdown. Cut the poor guy some slack. He’s probably just checking to make sure his balls haven’t been deflated.
Too Much Sitting Deadly Even if You Exercise: A new study found that people who sit too much every day are at an increased risk of diabetes, heart disease, cancer and shorter life spans, even if they exercise. And real the beauty here is, I didn’t even have to get up off the couch to read this article.
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Two Dead in Manhattan Home Depot Shooting: Police say two people are dead following a shooting at a Home Depot store in Manhattan. Fortunately, most Home Depot employees were not in danger because they were already well-hidden from customers in their usual hiding spots like the rest room, break room and stock room.
Lying About Earning War Medals Is Protected Speech: A divided Supreme Court overturned a law that made it a crime to lie about having earned a military decoration, saying that the act was an unconstitutional infringement on free speech. Now I have never lied my military decorations, but I have been known to lie about Christmas decorations.
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Hawking Says Artificial Intelligence Could End Human Race: The eminent British physicist Stephen Hawking warns that the development of intelligent machines could eventually pose a major threat to humanity. Which, when you think about it, is kind of interesting coming from a guy who’s totally dependent upon machines and software.
Decomposing Bodies Found at Arkansas Funeral Home: An Arkansas funeral home has had its license suspended after an inspector found bodies stacked in a cooler packed beyond capacity and other decomposing bodies that hadn’t been embalmed lying out in the open. Sounds like they were just letting all their work pile up on them. The funeral director says he hopes people will judge them not by this mistake, but by their whole “body” of work. Local Arkansas officials say that as far as they can tell, there were no fatalities.
South Koreans to Invest in Los Angeles Dodgers: Its being reported that the Dodgers are in negotiations to sell a minority ownership share to a group of South Korean investors. Of course, the only investors who are interested in the Lakers these days, are the North Koreans.
Chrissy Teigen Suffers Foot Injury During Lip Sync Battle: Supermodel Chrissy Teigen recently had to go to the hospital to treat a foot injury she sustained during a “Lip Sync Battle” for a show on Spike TV. At first I thought, how can someone break their foot during a lip sync battle - and then I realized she must have put her foot in her mouth.
