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Pagan Priest Wins Right to Wear Goat Horns in License Photo
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Pagan Priest Wins Right to Wear Goat Horns in License Photo: A Pagan priest in Maine has won the right to wear goat horns in his driver’s license photo, with the court ruling that the horns are actually “religious attire.”
Great news! Wonder how they’d rule on my ceremonial beer can hat? I do drink religiously you know. I’m gonna take a wild guess here and speculate that this guy doesn’t get laid much - that is, unless goats count. You can bet women would be a little sheepish about sleeping with a guy in that outfit. Of course it goes without saying that he’s always horny.
Wonder if his license is for a car or a motorcycle, because it’s got to be hard putting on a motorcycle helmet in that outfit. That said, my advice to anyone who’s offended by this gentleman's horns is try not to let him get your goat.
