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Piranhas With Human-Like Teeth Found in Michigan
A satirical look at current events!
Piranhas With Human-Like Teeth Found in Michigan: Three large “vegetarian piranhas” with human-like teeth discovered in Michigan are causing environmentalists growing concern over tropical and invasive fish infiltrating the Great Lakes region.
Vegetarian Piranhas with human-like teeth? Yeah, well good luck trying to find a reputable dentist willing to work on a Piranha, even if they are vegetarian. And I suppose the only way you could ever get a fish to floss would be buy them one of those Waterpiks. To make matters worse, it looks to me like the fish in that picture needs braces. Who’s supposed to pay for that? There are even reports that these Piranhas have now been spotted in places like Kentucky, only most of these fish appear to be missing many of their teeth.
Frankly, I never thought I’d live to see the day when we have Piranhas who feel just as comfortable inside a Whole Foods Market as they do swimming in a large body of water. Thanks Obama! Not surprisingly, the Trump Campaign is claiming these Piranhas are taking the jobs away from good American fish. They say the only solution is to build a wall around the Great Lakes and then make the piranhas pay for it.
