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Porn Star Holds Sex Marathon to Pay for Breast Implants
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Porn Star Holds Sex Marathon to Pay for Breast Implants: A Québec porn star has agreed to host a “sex marathon” with 25 men in order to pay for her new breast implants. Now that’s probably the best example of “crowd funding” I’ve seen yet. Talk about getting some bang for your buck!
New California Law Allows Dogs in Restaurants: Your dog can now legally join you for dinner out under new legislation signed by Gov. Jerry Brown which overturned a ban on pets at restaurants. Wow, talk about “bone-appétit.” “Waiter, I’ll have what that Doberman’s having.” But seriously, I think it’s great that restaurants can now serve dogs. A lot of us are tired of having to go overseas to enjoy a good plate of dog.
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Nearly Half of Americans Fear Ebola Outbreak: Even though experts say the risk is extremely low, a new survey found that nearly half of all Americans are fearful that the U.S. will have a deadly Ebola outbreak within a year. The Centers for Disease Control says there’s absolutely nothing to be concerned about just as long as everyone remembers to use Purell frequently, wear surgical masks and rubber gloves at all times and never, ever leave the house.
Melting Icecaps Could Raise Sea Level By Three Feet: Scientists say that the dramatic melting of the gigantic ice sheets could result in a sea level that could likely rise as much as three feet by the year 2100. Well, its comforting to know that if the ice does melt, the ocean will rise up to the occasion.
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Sierra Leone Bans Practice of Hiding Ebola Patients: The common practice of hiding Ebola patients has now been banned by Sierra Leone, after the World Health Organization said it believes the practice has created a significant underestimation of the outbreak. I don’t live in Sierra Leone, but I’ve already told all the Ebola patients staying at my house that they have to leave.
Guards Find Cell Phone Under Charles Manson’s Bunk: California Department of Corrections officials announced that they have found a contraband cell phone under murderer Charles Manson’s bunk during a routine inspection of his prison cell. I don’t see what’s the big deal? After all, it is a “cell” phone.
