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Possible Huge Gas Planet Discovered Beyond Pluto
A satirical look at current events!
Possible Huge Gas Planet Discovered Beyond Pluto: Scientists feel pretty certain that they may have finally discovered a ninth planet, a huge gas ball which astronomers have nicknamed Planet Nine, located so far out in our solar system that its year is equivalent to 10,000 earth years.
Good grief, theoretically, that means if Keith Richards had been living on Planet 9, he’d still be in his early 50’s. My question is, instead of calling it “Planet Nine,” should’t we be calling it Bluto? And could Planet 9 be close to Cloud 9? Perhaps someone could ask one of the surviving Temptations?
Scientists say if there’s anything they’d like people to take away from this discovery, it would be that while this planet may be really far out there, it will never be considered as far out there as Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. And while categorized as a giant gas ball, this object is actually minuscule compared to that huge gas ball who’s been running New Jersey for the past 6 years.
