Professor Wants Historic Outhouses Preserved: A history professor wants to see the iconic outhouses of the American Southwest preserved before they’re gone from the memory and legacy of the Old West. After those historic Western saloons, I think the outhouses should be the Number 2 structure we should protect - no butts about it. And while most of them are made of wood, everyone knows the best outhouses were made out of brick. One thing’s for sure, its gonna take quite a movement to preserve all of them.
US Treasury Investigating Where ISIS Getting All Their Toyotas: The US Treasury is investigating where the terror group ISIS, which seems to have adopted Toyota as their truck of choice, is actually getting all those Toyota trucks seen in their videos. I don’t know, I’m guessing some local dealer is having one of those Toyotathons?
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Ben Carson Says He’ll Meet With Mass Killing Families Next Time: In response to a question on Fox and Friends about whether he’d attend the memorial for victims of the Oregon mass shooting like President Obama, Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson said he wouldn’t because of scheduling conflicts, but would probably go to the next one. And who can blame him for passing on this one, by now all the good seats are probably already taken. Besides, everyone knows that “stuff happens,” so they’ll be other mass killing memorials to attend. Carson adds that he’s already asked aides to clear his calendar for the next two weeks - just in case.
Files Show FBI Closely Monitored Marilyn Monroe: Newly obtained files on Marilyn Monroe show that the blonde bombshell and her acquaintances were being closely monitored by the FBI and J. Edgar Hoover. In addition to the FBI, I suspect Marilyn was also being “carefully monitored” by loads of teenaged boys back in those days.
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Group Protests Showing of Renoir’s Art at Museum: A group of protestors gathered outside the Museum Fine Arts in Boston, to protest French Impressionist artist Renoir’s paintings being displayed there, claiming Renoir was actually a terrible artist. Gee, I always just assumed that French Impressionism was art for people who suffered from myopia.
Nobel Prize in Physics for Discovery of Neutrino Oscillation: The 2015 Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded to Takaaki Kajita of Japan and Arthur B. McDonald of Canada for their discovery of neutrino oscillation, which proves the subatomic particles have mass. Neutrinos have mass? Who could have even guessed they were Catholic?
