Saudi Camel Beauty Pageant Disqualifies 12 Animals for Botox

Saudi Arabia Camel Beauty Pageant Disqualifies 12 Animals for Botox: Newsweek is reporting that a Botox scandal is gripping Saudi Arabia’s camel beauty pageant, with a dozen contestants already disqualified amid suspicion that their lips had been surgically enhanced by Botox injections.

You’ve got to be kidding, a camel beauty pageant? Why that sounds just beastly. I know the desert can be quite a lonely place, but come on! I don’t wanna sound critical, but when it starts coming down to holding beauty pageants for camels, perhaps it might be time to allow men and women to start socializing again - I’m just saying.

So let me get this straight, the Saudis are allowing their camels to parade around all Botoxed-up like aging Hollywood actresses, while Saudi women have to completely cover-up? I mean, could augmented humps be next? And what happens if they start showing camel toes? That could sure make the swimsuit competition get a bit awkward.

Anyway, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if we find Donald Trump hanging out backstage at the pageant, ogling the young camels as they get ready for the show. When asked to comment on the matter, a spokesperson for Melania Trump said sternly “no comment.” I rest my case.

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