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Tennessee Inmates Escape Jail Through Broken Toilet
A satirical look at current events!
Tennessee Inmates Escape Jail Through Broken Toilet: The manhunt is on for two of the remaining six escapees who fled a Tennessee jail through a hole which housed a leaky toilet, after earlier plumbing repairs weakened the concrete used to encase the wall-mounted toilet unit.
Police told reporters they’d hoped to have apprehended the suspects by now, but they just “had nothing to go on!” That said, a police spokesperson expressed optimism that they will eventually be able to flush these criminals out of wherever they’re hiding - which I’m willing to bet is somewhere near Flushing Meadows.
Prison officials are trying to reassure the public that this kind of escape will never happen again now that they understand these guy’s “comodius operandi.” Meanwhile, let’s hope it won’t be long before officers will be uttering that old familiar phrase we know so well - “book ‘em Drano.”
