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Tennis Star Shunned After Posing For ESPN Body Issue

Tennis Star Shunned After Posing For ESPN Body Issue:  Shortly after Agnieszka Radwanska posed semi-nude for ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue, the world's fourth-ranked tennis player found herself dropped by her Catholic church group back in Poland.  Good thing!  If Catholic groups permitted this kind of nudity to continue, next thing you know there’d be nude paintings and sculptures all over the Vatican.

Apple iPhone Electrocution:  Apple Inc is investigating an accident in which a Chinese woman was killed by an electric shock when answering a call on her iPhone 5 while it was charging.  There are still a lot of unanswered questions, but its really starting to look as if Apple tech support may now have the ability to remotely electrocute annoying customers. 

Telescope Images Ring Of Dust Surrounding Black Hole:  Astronomers using a telescope attached to a modified Boeing 747SP aircraft have captured new images of a ring of dust seven light-years in diameter surrounding the super-massive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.  All I can say is, you’ve got a pretty serious dust problem when you need to use a black hole to vacuum it all up.

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Spacewalk Aborted After Helmet Leak:  NASA had to abort a spacewalk at the International Space Station after water leaked into an astronaut’s helmet.  As scary as that is, its still probably better than NASA having to abort a spacewalk because an astronaut took a leak in his helmet.

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Brazilian Man Killed in Bed By Falling Cow:  A 45-year-old man was lying beside his wife in bed in the Brazilian town of Caratinga when a one-ton cow walked from an adjacent hill onto the roof of his home, which then collapsed under the weight of the cow and killed the man.  I was shocked when I herd this story.  The poor man should have just “mooved” out of the way.  Sorry, but I plan on “milking” this story for every cheap laugh I can get.

Junk Food Linked With Colorectal Cancer Risk:  Researchers from the University of Edinburgh say they’ve found a strong link between eating lots of junk food such as chips, cakes, desserts and sugary drinks and colorectal cancer risk.  In other words, junk food will eventually get you in the end.

Amnesiac Florida Man Wakes Up Speaking Only Swedish:  A 61-year-old Florida man woke up after being found unconscious in a Motel 6 in Palm Springs, California, with no memory of his past and speaking only Swedish.  Come on, who among us hasn't occasionally woken up in some cheap motel with empty wine bottles and Rosetta Stone CD’s scatted all over the floor?

Twinkies Demand at All-Time High:  It’s been three days since Twinkies and CupCakes returned to shelves, but already demand is at a record high, Hostess Brands is reporting.  And not a minute too soon!  We need to win that “Most Obese Nation” crown back from Mexico.  Go USA!

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