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Weather forecast:
- Tuesday: Plenty of sun, with a high of 84 and low of 54 degrees.
- Wednesday: Very warm with plenty of sun, temps: high: 93, low: 59. 🌶 Hot!
- Thursday: Very warm with plenty of sun, with a high of 94 and low of 60 degrees.
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🗓 Events Nearby
Wednesday September 30 - AWAY Volleyball @ Mira Monte
Kern Valley High School Lake Isabella, CA 93240
4:00 pm Saturday October 3 - Homecoming Dance
Kern Valley High School Lake Isabella, CA 93240
7:00 pm Tuesday October 6 - Lean Six Sigma Green Belt Certification Bootcamp in Lake Isabella, CA →
3304 Lake Isabella Boulevard, Bodfish
9:00 am - National Night Out at KRV Bridge Connection →
KRV Bridge Connection, 6069 Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake Isabella
5:30 pm - Powderpuff Football Game
Kern Valley High School Lake Isabella, CA 93240
7:00 pm Thursday October 8 - LCAP Public Forum
KVHS Library
6:00 pm Saturday October 10 - Kern Valley Fly-in (L05) →
10649 Sierra Way, Kernville
9:18 pm Friday November 27 - Thanksgiving Pie & Ice Cream social →
Lake Isabella / Kern River KOA Journey, Kern River KOA, Weldon
6:00 pm Saturday December 19 - Household Hazardous Waste Collection Event: Kern Valley →
Kern Valley Transfer Station, 6092 Wulstein Ave, Kernville
9:00 am Friday January 1 - KOA Ice Breaker Bash →
Lake Isabella / Kern River KOA Journey, Kern River KOA, 15627 Highway 178 Lake Isabella, Weldon
10:00 am
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Kernville Union Elementary School District posted a job opening for Preschool Head Teacher in Mountain Mesa. Apply here.
- Taco Bell posted a job opening for Shift Manager in Mountain Mesa. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Onyx here.
🗞 Nearby News
Ridgecrest
- A quake with a preliminary 3.6 magnitude struck near Hermosa Beach (laist.com)
California City
- Aequa & Co. Champions Solid Gold and Silver in a Men's Jewelry Market Dominated by Plated Pieces (issuewire.com)
- Mammoth Volleyball Press Release (sierrawave.net)
Tehachapi
- PHOTO GALLERY: Southern Sierra Pops Orchestra performs film medleys (tehachapinews.com)
- Caltrans crews continue to stripe Highway 58, work on poles on Highway 202 (tehachapinews.com)
- Tory Lanez Tour Kicks Off in NYC While He Serves 10 Years (balleralert.com)
Ok Onyx! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Hop Squatch! (Thank you Terri R. for sending it in!)
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