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Gone Gone Leprechaun

Specific instructions on how to become a leprechaun. Girls: Beware. This is a cautionary tale.

Girls: Beware. This is a cautionary tale. 

You'll need to get:

  • Magic Pixie Dust
  • Tall Pilgrim hat, only green
  • Green shirt
  • Little elf shoes
  • Boy, Fake beard
  • Girl, Red hair
  • More magic dust

Next steps:

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  • Find the end of a rainbow, untouched by other leprechauns
  • Get a pot of gold
  • Put it behind the rainbow
  • Wait
  • Get a shrink ray
  • Shoot it at people, yourself too
  • Do nothing

Find out what happens to the girl when she becomes a Leprechaun. See the movie.

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