Hayden thought her new ploy – constructing a beach resort, with green-water pool and pink squishy sand, plus coins – would trap the cagey Leprechaun.
What she got was this crime scene.
Not shown is the trail of shiny Shamrocks leading to the downstairs bathroom. The little guy must have consumed several pints of verdant Guinness. What’s more, he left before putting the toilet seat down.
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Must have been frightened by the Easter Bunny.