Mounting Evidence of a Planet Nine Lurking Beyond Neptune

Mounting Evidence of a Planet Nine Lurking Beyond Neptune: Astronomers say circumstantial evidence continues to accumulate for the existence of a Planet Nine, the hypothetical body thought to be “lurking" in our solar system, way beyond Neptune, but thus far - no telescope has been able to spot it.

Hmm, sounds like its high time for our President to send in the US Space Force to investigate. And who better to command the mission than Infowars’ own Alex Jones? That ought to guarantee some truly fantastic conclusions.

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But as far as Planet Nine is concerned, many would argue that after the horrible way Pluto was treated by astronomers, why would “Planet Nine” even want to be part of our solar system? And they say “size doesn’t count?” Try telling that to the International Astronomical Union (IAU)?

And guess what Earthlings, I hate to break it to you, but Plutonians don’t really give a damn about your silly planetary labels. Every night, true Pluto fans look to the sky and send affirmations to Pluto such as - "you're a planet, bruh.” As for me, I’ll wait for the Yelp reviews to come in before I even think about vacationing anywhere near Planet Nine.

The truth be known, many of us here on Earth are not nearly as concerned with “outer space” as we are with the space between Trump’s ears. What exists there is immeasurably more hostile and inhospitable than any alien Planet Nine could ever hope to be.

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