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Data Shows Pornhub Traffic Really Soared on Election Night
A satirical look at current events!
Data Shows Pornhub Traffic Really Soared on Election Night: New analysis indicates that visits to popular porn website Pornhub, spiked by as much as 50% across the nation on election night, especially in the Washington DC area.
Now pardon my cynicism, but what’s so unusual about that? Isn’t it only natural that people would want to follow the erection results? Personally, I don’t see a major problem here, just as long as they don’t let things get out of hand.
That said, I’m sure information like this is gonna rub some folks the wrong way. You know, etch a visual so strong into their minds - that they just won’t be able to shake it. And while I feel rather sorry for these folks, it’s important to remember that it’s not all that easy to deny hard, empirical data.
