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Eight-Year-Old Girl Pulls Ancient Sword from Lake in Sweden

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Eight-Year-Old Girl Pulls Ancient Sword from Lake in Sweden: An eight-year-old girl is jokingly being hailed as a “future queen,” after she pulled a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake while swimming in central Sweden.

Wow, what a spectacular find! Sounds like I’m gonna to have to step up my game a bit. I mean, about the most interesting thing I’ve ever found was a used condom in a Target bathroom. And for some odd reason, anthropologists don’t seem to have much interest in that type of artifact.

But anyway, nice job kid - a couple of more swords, and Sweden might actually have themselves a viable military. Of course, had it been Trump who had found the sword, he’d already be hailing himself as the new King Arthur.

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