Arts & Entertainment
Eight-Year-Old Girl Pulls Ancient Sword from Lake in Sweden
A satirical look at current events!

Eight-Year-Old Girl Pulls Ancient Sword from Lake in Sweden: An eight-year-old girl is jokingly being hailed as a “future queen,” after she pulled a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake while swimming in central Sweden.
Wow, what a spectacular find! Sounds like I’m gonna to have to step up my game a bit. I mean, about the most interesting thing I’ve ever found was a used condom in a Target bathroom. And for some odd reason, anthropologists don’t seem to have much interest in that type of artifact.
But anyway, nice job kid - a couple of more swords, and Sweden might actually have themselves a viable military. Of course, had it been Trump who had found the sword, he’d already be hailing himself as the new King Arthur.