Internet Abuzz After Fans Spot Beyoncé Shopping at Target

Internet Abuzz After Fans Spot Beyoncé Shopping at Target: Yahoo reports the internet is abuzz after pictures surfaced of Beyoncé walking down the aisle shopping at an LA Target store wearing an orange jumpsuit and tiny sunglasses. Gee, she looks like just your average Target shopper, casually walking down the aisle with several bodyguards pushing her cart behind her. Makes you wonder how anyone could have figured out it was her. Now I have no idea what she bought, but I do know that orange jumpsuit would look pretty damn good on Donald Trump.

FIJI Water Woman Steals Show on Golden Globes Red Carpet: There were, of course, many big stars at the Golden Globes, but everyone is saying the person who really stole the show was the FIJI water woman, who managed to photobomb herself into just about every pic that was taken on the red carpet that evening. And who can blame her? After all, she had to fly here all the way from Fiji - she may as well just make the most of it.

Pic Shows Ultima Thule Is Two Asteroids That Got Stuck Together: Closeup pictures taken by the New Horizons spacecraft - show that Ultima Thule is actually two asteroids who’ve collided and have stuck together many years ago. Two asteroids stuck together? Now I’m no astronomer, but come on! This pic is essentially asteroid porn - why it’s a photograph of two conjugating asteroids getting it on. And the sad thing is, the poor asteroids probably figured that since they’re 4 billion miles away from anything, they’d finally have a little privacy - but nooooo! We have to send our damn cameras out to photograph them in the act - and then, to add insult to injury - blast it all over the internet. For God’s sake, is nothing sacred anymore?

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Incredible Sea Monster Dinosaur Skull Revealed in 3D: Scientists say the intact skull of a ferocious sea creature who lived some 200 million years ago - and who scientists say was found with it’s skull well-preserved on a farm over 60-years ago, has finally been properly identified after all these years as Protoichthyosaurus prostaxalis. Yea well, did it ever occur to any of these scientists that if they didn’t always give these beasts such smarty-pants names like Protoichthyosaurus prostaxalis - maybe they’d be able to identify them a little faster?

Australian Woman Becomes Oldest Skydiver at 102: Australian Irene O'Shea has become the oldest person ever to skydive at 102 years old and 194 days - after she performed a tandem charity jump with her instructor from 14,000 feet. When asked why she decided to make the jump, she said “ah, it was just part of her prep training for enlisting in Trump’s Space Force.”

Impala Eludes Hungry Cheetahs By Jumping Into Car: A frightened impala, separated from its herd and trying desperately to elude two hungry cheetahs, saved itself in South Africa’s Kruger National Park by jumping through a window into a parked Toyota Prado SUV which was full of tourists. Wow, sounds like that impala took advantage of a “window of opportunity.” Of course, a smarter move might have been to jump into a “Ford Escape” or a “Chevy Impala” - but I guess a Toyota Prado works in a pinch. Park officials say it appeared everyone who witnessed the incident felt happy but the cheetahs - who felt cheated.

Bluefin Tuna Sells for Record $3 Million at Tokyo Auction: Self-described Japanese "Tuna King" Kiyoshi Kimura, has paid a record $3 million for a 612-pound (278-kilogram) bluefin tuna at the first new year's auction in Tokyo. Wow, that’s like $5K a pound! He really should have scaled back a bit. I mean, the guy paid through the gills for this.

Google Gets FCC Approval to Use Radar-Based Motion Sensor: Google has won FCC approval for a sensor which allows you to control your gadgets and device features with simple hand gestures. Great, and I’ll tell you what - it won’t take a genius to figure out what hand gesture most of us are gonna be using on our cable modem.

Doctors Warn Breast Implants Don’t Last for Life: U.S. health regulators are cautioning women who get silicone breast implants that they are likely to need additional surgery within eight to 10 years to address complications such as a rupture of the device. And this is precisely why women who get breast enlargements should consider getting an “extended warranty.”

Workers Find 30 Rattlesnakes Under Texas Cabin: When workers in Gorman, Texas, saw a rattlesnake slither under an old hunting cabin, they lifted the whole building to find 30 of the deadly snakes. So there were exactly 30 of them? My question is, whose job was it to count them? Anyway, when workers informed the woman who owned the house of the situation, her response was ”well, at least they weren't spiders.”

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California Hiker Killed by Oregon Hunter: A California man who was hiking in Oregon has been killed by a hunter who mistook him for a bear. Local officials say this senseless tragedy could have been prevented had the hiker simply not chosen to wear a “Cal Bears” sweatshirt.

American Exposed to Ebola being Monitored in Nebraska Hospital: An American who may have been exposed to the lethal disease Ebola while in the Democratic Republic of Congo, has arrived at a Nebraska hospital to be monitored. The CDC is asking frightened citizens to try and put things in perspective - pointing out that far more Americans will likely get dumped by Taylor Swift this year than will ever contract Ebola.