Jeff Bezos Reportedly Dating Former News Anchor Lauren Sanchez

Jeff Bezos Reportedly Dating Former News Anchor Lauren Sanchez: Hours after announcing that he and his wife of 25 years MacKenzie planned to divorce, it’s been reported that Amazon billionaire CEO Jeff Bezos has moved on and is seeing former news anchor Lauren Sanchez. Wow, same-day new girlfriend delivery? That Amazon Prime is really turning into a helluva service

Man Runs Back Into Burning Home to Save His Beer: Firefighters say a Georgia man is lucky to be alive after he and his family fled a burning house, but then decided to go back in to retrieve the remainder of his six-pack of Bud Light and got caught in a backdraft - which slammed the door shut on him. Now on the surface, that may seem like a foolish thing to do, but neighbors are calling him a hero for trying to save his “best buds.”

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Study Says Ice in UK Fast-Food Chains Has More Bacteria Than Toilets: A new study by the Daily Mail found that six out of 10 of Britain’s most popular fast-food chains including McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, Starbucks, Café Rouge and Nando’s serve ice that contains more bacteria than is found in their toilets. So next time you’re ordering fast-food and the cashier asks you “would you care for anything to drink with that” - just tell them “no thanks, I’ll just be drinking right out of the toilet.”

Flat Earth Society Announces 2020 World Cruise: A group of folks who believe the Earth is flat, have announced their “biggest, boldest, best adventure yet” - a Flat Earth world cruise scheduled for the year 2020. Which should prove interesting, given that a ship’s entire navigational equipment is based upon the principle that the Earth is spherical. I suspect the Flat Earthers on this cruise may be in for a bit of a shock when they discover that it isn’t the earth that’s flat - it’s actually their heads.

Cheery Outlook Helps Heart Patients Heal Better: New research suggests that heart patients with a cheery outlook are more likely to get healthier down the road after having a heart attack. Sounds pretty simple to follow. I mean, who wouldn’t have a cheery outlook after they’ve just had a heart attack?

Starbucks Announces New Price Hike on Coffee: Starbucks just announced that it will be raising prices on many of its drinks by 5 cents to 20 cents as well as $1 more for the packaged coffee it sells in supermarkets. Well, I guess that pretty much explains why Starbucks just adopted a "no guns" policy in all their stores.

Treasury Reimburses Man $500 for Mangled Bills His Dog Swallowed: A Helena, Montana man followed his family dog around for several days after realizing the animal had swallowed five $100 bills he left out, eventually retrieving and cleaning the mangled bills which the Feds reimbursed for the full amount. Somehow, I suspect this may be one situation where the IRS OK’s “money laundering.” Friends say the guy was very philosophical about the dog eating his money, pointing out that - “well, s**t happens.”

Bra With Sensors That Can Detect Breast Cancer: A new $1000 bra that is lined with extremely precision sensors which are designed to detect breast cancer, is expected to hit the market very soon. In addition, the bra can also inform you when you’re about to run out of money - which will likely happen shortly after you finish shelling out a thousand bucks for a bra.

Scientists Detect Mysterious Radio Signals From Distant Galaxy: Astronomers say they’ve detected mysterious bursts of radio signals from a distant galaxy over 1.5 billion miles away. Seriously - they’re really picking up signals from 1.5 billion miles away? Then how about explaining to me why AT&T can’t even get it together to give me a couple of lousy bars of reception for my iPhone.

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Trump Claims He Never Meant Mexico Would Directly Pay for Wall: Despite hundreds of videos to the contrary, President Trump is now claiming that he never actually said Mexico would directly foot the bill for his border wall. Now in his defense, maybe he just forgot? And if that’s the case, maybe he’ll also forget he’s the President and just wander off somewhere where he can live happily ever after - like Moscow.

Woman Unable to Hear Men's Voices Due to Rare Condition: Doctors report that a woman in China woke up with a rare hearing-loss condition that prevents her from hearing men’s voices. Scientists say there’s a similar condition that can occur in men where they can’t hear women’s voices, but it’s rarely reported because the men almost never seek treatment.