Lady Gaga Arrives at Oscars Wearing $30 Million Tiffany Diamond

Lady Gaga Arrives at Oscars Wearing $30 Million Tiffany Diamond: Best Actress nominee Lady Gaga arrived at the 2019 Oscars in a custom Alexander McQueen gown with major Audrey Hepburn vibes-and one of the most iconic pieces of jewelry in history, a 128.54-carat fancy yellow Tiffany diamond - thought to be worth more than $30 million. Wow, I see she wore a long black dress. So, I’m guessing that means Tiffany’s must have nixed the idea of her wearing the meat dress this evening.

Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Busted for Soliciting a Prostitute: New England Patriots owner and Donald Trump pal Robert Kraft is facing charges for soliciting a prostitute on at least 2 separate occasions at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Florida in Florida. So, I see he’s added a prostitution ring to go with his six Super Bowl rings. I’m guessing that means the grandkids will no longer be encouraged to run over sit on Grandpa’s lap at family gatherings!

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Mexican Court Denies Drug Lord’s Request for House Arrest: A court in Mexico has denied a request by convicted drug lord Miguel Angel Felix Gallardo to serve out his sentence under house arrest due to his bad health and advanced age. Now I’m certainly no legal expert, but I’m thinking that when you’re asking the court for “house arrest,” maybe you shouldn’t pick a “crack house.”

Scientist Who Popularized Term Global Warming Dead at 87: Wallace Smith Broecker, the Columbia University professor and researcher who raised early alarms about climate change and popularized the term "global warming,” has died at age 87. Meanwhile, angry Trump supporters are demanding to know why it is - if global warming is supposed to be real, did he die in the dead of winter instead of from heat stroke?

Kylie Jenner Claims She Was Financially Cut at Age 15: Reality star and makeup mogul Kylie Jenner responded to critics of her being named by Forbes as “one of America’s richest self-made women,” by claiming that none of her money is inherited and her parents cut her off at age 15. No kidding! None of her money is inherited because no one’s died yet. In her defense, I don’t think Kylie quite understands the full meaning of the phrase “cut off.” I suggest if she really wants to know the true meaning of the phrase, then she should ask an expert on the subject - such as Lorena Bobbitt.

Meat Industry Trying to Axe the Word Meat From Meat Substitutes: Meat industry lobbyists across the country are attempting to get politicians to outlaw the use of the word “meat” on the labels of products that are actually “meat substitutes.” Yea, well my take on this is - if Fox News can still label itself as “news,” then why shouldn’t veggie burgers be able to label themselves as a kind of “meat?”

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Elon Musk ’s Tesla Roadster Has Now Traveled 226 Million Miles: It’s now been 12 months since Elon Musk shot his personal Tesla Roadster into space on a SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket - and the roadster has now traveled a whopping 226 million miles from Earth, is 163 million miles from Mars - traveling at 5,149 miles per hour. All I can say is, it’s a good thing they didn’t send a Chrysler Town & Country up there, or they would have had to bring the damn thing back to Earth by now due to a recall.

Evidence of First British Beer Brewed Found in Cambridgeshire: Evidence of the first beer believed to have been brewed in the UK, dating back more than 2,000 years, has been uncovered by road workers. Archeologists say they were immediately able to determine the beer’s age by the “best if used by 217 BC” stamp on it.