Mail Carrier Surprised by Red Tail Boa Wrapped Around Mailbox

Mail Carrier Surprised by Red Tail Boa Wrapped Around Mailbox: Police report that a Kansas letter carrier was unable to carry out some of those Postal Service duties, after finding a Red Tail Boa snake on someone’s mailbox. Laugh if you want, but its sure one hell of a way to stop porch pirates from stealing your Amazon deliveries. Boy, these postal workers will find any excuse not deliver the mail. Sounds like Postal Traumatic Snake Disorder.

Giuliani Claims Truth Isn’t Truth on Meet the Press: Responding to Meet the Press moderator Chuck Todd’s assertion that the President has nothing to fear about perjury if he simply tells the truth, Rudy Giuliani began claiming “facts are in the eye of the beholder” and “truth isn’t truth.” And with that - the Trump Train has just pulled into Orwellia Station - “all aboard!”

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Studies Show the Fountain of Youth May Be in Blood: Researchers from Harvard and Stanford are reporting that reversing aging may soon be as simple as a blood transfusion from a younger person, as three separate studies have shown that injecting elderly mice with blood from younger mice rejuvenates their brains and muscles and reverses many signs of aging. Human trails are expected to begin in Transylvania after the first of the year.

Woman Who Donated Kidney To Husband Wants It Back: A U.K. woman wants the kidney she donated to her dying husband back after he left her just a few years after recovering from the operation. The hospital said they’d consider her request for taking the kidney back, but only if she still has her original receipt. Guess the moral of this story is “if you love someone - give them your heart, but not your kidneys!"

Iowa Man in Trouble for Selling Coffin on Craig’s List: An Iowa man is in hot water after placing a classified ad on Craig’s List to sell an oak coffin - conveniently forgetting to mention that there were still bones inside. Police say the man has been arrested and could be prosecuted for open container.

Zurich to Open Prostitution Drive-Throughs: The Swiss city of Zurich has approved a measure that will open prostitution “drive-throughs” in the city, where customers can place their orders for one of 40 prostitutes and then have sex with them in a wooden booth. Now I have no idea what they’re gonna call these “drive-throughs,” but I think “Jack in the Box” or “In-N-Out” seems to be a pretty good fit.

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Japan Urging Citizens to Stockpile Toilet Paper: After recent disasters such as earthquakes and tidal waves, the Japanese government has launched a new campaign - asking citizens to be sure to stockpile toilet paper in the event of another emergency. Excellent plan! That way, people will be ready the next time the Fukushima hits the fan.

Ducks Invade CVS Pharmacy in Upstate New York: Security cameras recorded a brace of some 50 ducks invading a CVS Pharmacy in Saratoga Springs, NY before they were finally escorted out by a pharmacist with a broom. Witnesses say the ducks appeared to be upset about their bills.